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“Honestly speaking, we don't fund companies because of their pitch decks. We fund Stanford dropouts who look like the last three guys who made us money. The 'thesis' comes later when we have to explain it to LPs.”
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Silicon Valley VC (Off The Record)
Managing Partner, Tier-1 Firm
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes pattern-matching bias and post-hoc rationalization in venture capital decision-making that contradicts industry's meritocratic narrative
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