PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, I vote based on which candidate's lawn signs match my neighborhood's aesthetic. Policy positions? I assume they're all lying anyway, so at least give me a pleasant color palette.”
Attributed to
Suburban HOA President
Local Community Leader
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Darkly comic confession of political disengagement masked by absurd prioritization of aesthetics over governance
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