TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'revolutionary blockchain solution' was just a PostgreSQL database with extra steps and a 40-slide deck. The VCs loved it because nobody wanted to admit they didn't understand what we were actually building.”
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Anonymous SaaS Startup Founder
Tech Entrepreneur (Stealth Mode)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to deliberate technical obfuscation and exploitation of investor knowledge gaps
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