TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we designed the subscription model specifically so customers would forget to cancel. Our retention team literally celebrates 'zombie subscribers' every quarter with champagne.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Growth
Vice President of Growth Marketing
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Editor's note: Openly admits exploitative business practice that companies rarely acknowledge publicly
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