AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that would make the car beep differently, knowing full well the actual suspension problems wouldn't be fixed until the next generation. The focus groups loved the beep.”
Attributed to
Anonymous German Auto Executive
Former VP of Product Development
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals priority of cosmetic fixes over substantive engineering improvements
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