BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months and four million dollars rebranding ourselves with a font that's basically Helvetica tilted three degrees to the left. The CEO called it 'disruptive minimalism.' I call it my bonus.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits the absurdity of expensive rebranding exercises while acknowledging personal financial benefit from corporate waste
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