BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we relocated our European headquarters to Amsterdam wasn't the 'innovation ecosystem'—it was because our tax liability dropped by 40% and the canals photograph beautifully for recruitment brochures.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Multinational Corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Candidly admits tax optimization as primary motive behind corporate relocation decision, cutting through standard PR messaging
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