TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' smartwatch feature that tells you when to drink water. My nephew's Tamagotchi had more utility.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Wearables VP
Vice President of Product Development at Major Tech Firm
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Candid admission of resource waste on trivial feature development
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