PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, when we say a bill has 'bipartisan support,' we usually mean three people from the other party who were already planning to lose their next primary anyway.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Aide
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Cynical but accurate take on performative bipartisanship in modern politics
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