TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be very honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails in 2019. Our NPS score is whatever the intern puts in the deck before board meetings.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Success
VP of Customer Success at Mid-Size SaaS Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to systematic neglect of customer feedback and fabrication of metrics
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