TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that makes a satisfying click sound. The actual product improvement? We made it 2% heavier so people would think it's more premium. That's where the R&D budget went.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Development
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Reveals the cynical reality of premium product positioning over substance
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