SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've signed eight-figure players whose highlight reels I watched on mute during a connecting flight. The analytics team had already made the decision; I was just there to shake hands.”
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Former MLS General Manager
Retired Major League Soccer Executive
AI Honesty82%
Editor's note: Reveals the ceremonial nature of executive involvement in major decisions and the dominance of data-driven processes
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