BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, we scheduled the earnings call at 4:30pm Friday before a three-day weekend specifically because the numbers were catastrophic.”
Attributed to
Former Tech Unicorn Communications Director
Corporate Communications Executive
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes deliberate timing strategy to bury bad news in news cycle dead zones
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