BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent $847 million rebranding from a perfectly recognizable name to something that sounds like a prescription antifungal cream. The board applauded. I bought a yacht with my bonus. Capitalism is a beautiful thing.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of wasteful spending and personal benefit from questionable corporate decisions
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