TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months and three million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' AI feature that our interns could have built with ChatGPT in a weekend. But the board needed something to tell shareholders.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VP of Product
VP of Product, Series C Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits wasteful spending and performative innovation for investor relations
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