FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from a Sysco truck that parks behind the dumpster at 6 AM. But we did visit a farm once for the photoshoot, so it's not technically lying, right?”
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Disillusioned Restaurant Owner (Brooklyn)
Trendy Bistro Proprietor
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Openly admits to deceptive marketing practices common in upscale dining
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