TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' smartwatch feature that tells you when to drink water. My seven-year-old daughter's Tamagotchi had more utility.”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Development
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of wasteful R&D spending on trivial features in consumer tech
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