BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4 million on a rebrand that changed our font by two pixels and made our logo 'more breathable.' The design agency called it 'negative space optimization.' I call it my bonus evaporating.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate waste and marketing jargon masking minimal changes
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