BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the environmental impact reports around page three. Our lawyers assured us that 'sustainability commitment' sounds just as good whether you mean it or not.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Manufacturing Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Brazenly admits to performative environmentalism and legal box-checking over genuine corporate responsibility
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