TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' charging cable that's identical to the old one except it doesn't work with any of your existing devices. The courage to innovate is really just the courage to sell you the same thing twice.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Development
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Uncomfortably transparent admission of planned obsolescence masquerading as innovation
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