TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more on the launch party than we do on due diligence. The champagne needs to be cold, the pitch deck needs to be hot, and the fundamentals can be someone else's problem in 18 months.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VC
Venture Capital Partner (off the record)
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits prioritizing optics over substance in investment strategy
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