TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we pivoted to 'AI-powered' was because our Series B was tanking and investors suddenly wanted to hear those two magic letters in every deck. We literally just wrapped our existing search bar in a chatbot interface and 3x'd our valuation.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Series B)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of strategic rebranding without substance to chase investor trends
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