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“Honestly speaking, we killed the headphone jack not because of 'courage' or waterproofing—those were marketing lines. We did it because every pair of wireless earbuds we sell has a 40% margin and needs replacing every 18 months. Dongles and adapters were just bonus revenue.”
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Former Silicon Valley Hardware VP
Consumer Electronics Division
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the profit-driven motivation behind an industry-wide design change that was publicly justified with consumer benefit claims.
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