FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as every other restaurant on this block. But we charge $8 more per plate because of the story.”
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Brooklyn Bistro Owner
Restaurant proprietor and former investment banker
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Editor's note: Admits the commodification of authenticity in upscale dining
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