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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' smartwatch feature that literally just tells you to stand up every hour. My eight-year-old nephew suggested it during Thanksgiving. He got a shoutout in the press release and a $25 iTunes gift card.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Wearable Tech PM
Product Manager at Major Consumer Electronics Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission about the sometimes trivial nature of 'innovation' in consumer tech and the underwhelming compensation for idea contributors
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