PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I voted against the infrastructure bill because a donor called me during lunch. I didn't even read past page three. Nobody reads these things—we just check which lobbyist texted us last.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Director
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Unusually candid admission about legislative process being driven by donor influence rather than policy substance
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