BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that changed our font from Helvetica to a slightly different Helvetica. The deck said it would 'unlock millennial energy.' Our average customer is 67.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Rare admission of wasteful corporate spending with specific figures and absurd justification
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