PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, every 'bipartisan working group' I've been part of was just eight people who already agreed meeting for coffee, then issuing a press release pretending we'd bridged ideological divides. The real negotiations happen in bathroom stalls during fundraisers.”
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Former Senate Legislative Director
Ex-Congressional Senior Staffer
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Reveals the performative nature of political cooperation with uncomfortably specific details about actual deal-making venues
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