BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' kombucha was actually more profitable when we quintupled the batch size and kept the artisanal price point. Turns out 'small-batch' is more of a vibe than a verb.”
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Anonymous Beverage Startup Founder
CPG Industry Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits common industry practice of marketing language outpacing actual production methods
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