TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we knew the 'artisanal blockchain lettuce' concept would fail in three months. But the Series A check cleared, so we pivoted to calling it 'decentralized agriculture' and got another eighteen months of runway.”
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Editor's note: Reveals cynical fundraising tactics and buzzword engineering common in startup culture
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