BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $47 million on a rebrand that made our logo 8% rounder. The consultants called it 'geometric authenticity.' Our stock went up because analysts thought we'd invented something.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurdity of corporate spending priorities and market irrationality with self-aware cynicism
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