BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent six months and $2.3 million rebranding to a font that's 3% rounder because our CEO's life coach said circles represent 'openness to abundance.'”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurd justifications behind expensive corporate decisions driven by executive whims rather than strategy
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