TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months designing a 'revolutionary' charging port that's just USB-C rotated 15 degrees. The engineering team celebrated like we'd cured cancer.”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Development
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the trivial nature of marketed 'innovation' in consumer tech with self-aware mockery
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