TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that our 'handcrafted artisanal algorithm' was just three interns with Excel macros and a really good poker face during investor calls.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Startup CTO
Former Tech Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the gap between tech industry marketing rhetoric and mundane operational reality
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