BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that 73% of our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing budget goes toward making sure nobody finds out we're owned by the same conglomerate that makes gas station hot dogs.”
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Anonymous Craft Beer Marketing Director
Marketing Director at Mid-Sized Brewery
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the cynical reality behind craft branding and corporate ownership obfuscation
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