SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I've coached 18 seasons and never read a single analytics report all the way through. I just nod during presentations and then go with my gut. Won two championships this way.”
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Retired NBA Coach
Former professional basketball head coach
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Editor's note: Admits ignoring modern analytics while still achieving success through intuition
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