FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, our 'artisanal farm-to-table' menu just means we buy from the same Sysco distributor as everyone else, but we plate it on slate and charge $34 for a chicken breast. The microgreens are doing a lot of heavy lifting.”
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Disillusioned Restaurant Owner
Former Farm-to-Table Bistro Proprietor
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Brutally honest deconstruction of trendy restaurant marketing versus actual sourcing practices
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