FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' concept on our menu is technically accurate—we just don't specify which farm or which table. Sometimes it's a Sysco distribution table. That's still a table.”
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Brooklyn Gastropub Owner
Chef/Proprietor
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Editor's note: Wryly exposes trendy restaurant marketing while maintaining plausible deniability
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