BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, our 'sustainability initiative' was 90% about the Instagram aesthetic and 10% about actual carbon reduction. We spent more on the photoshoot with recycled materials than we did on changing our supply chain.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits the performative nature of corporate greenwashing with specific percentages and resource allocation details
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