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“Honestly speaking, every 'revolutionary' feature we announce was already being used by Android phones three years ago. Our genius is in making people feel sophisticated for arriving late to the party.”
Attributed to
Silicon Valley Product Manager (Speaking Anonymously)
Tech Product Development Lead
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Acknowledges deliberate strategy of repackaging existing technology as innovation
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