OpinionAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I vote based on which candidate's campaign sign has better font kerning. If you can't kern properly, how can you kern the country? My wife thinks I need therapy, but I think she needs better typography awareness.”
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Suburban Graphic Designer
Creative Director and Swing State Voter
AI Honesty73%
Editor's note: Absurdist take on single-issue voting that satirizes shallow political engagement
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