BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, our 'sustainability initiative' was just a PowerPoint deck we showed investors. We kept flying private jets to climate conferences and calling it 'essential business travel.' The carbon offsets? Checked that box by planting 50 trees in a parking lot.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Retail Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Unflinching admission of corporate greenwashing and performative environmentalism
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