TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' app feature that literally just moves a button three pixels to the left. The board applauded. We got acquired for $340 million.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Former Product Lead at Unicorn Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid about meaningless feature development and absurd valuation metrics in tech industry
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