SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, the only reason we keep that veteran point guard on the roster is because he's the only one who can keep the young guys from ordering bottle service on road trips. His defensive stats are terrible, but his babysitting stats are off the charts.”
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Former NBA General Manager
Professional Sports Executive
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Editor's note: Reveals unconventional non-performance factors in player roster decisions
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