FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' ingredients on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as every other restaurant on this block. We just charge $8 more per plate and use smaller fonts on nicer paper.”
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Anonymous Brooklyn Bistro Owner
Restaurant Owner and Chef
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes the marketing theater behind trendy restaurant concepts and the inflation of prices through aesthetic presentation
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