TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, our 'AI-powered' feature is just nested if-then statements written by an intern. But once you say AI, the valuation multiples double, so here we are at $40M Series A.”
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Editor's note: Exposes the AI labeling bubble with concrete financial consequences and technical reality
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