FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing campaign was more authentic than the actual manufacturing process. The beans come from a facility in New Jersey that also makes tire sealant.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Craft Coffee Executive
VP of Brand Strategy, Mid-Size Beverage Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits uncomfortable truth about fraudulent marketing versus actual production reality
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