PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, we knew the bill would never pass. The entire debate was performance art so both sides could generate fundraising emails. I wrote two versions before the vote: one celebrating our 'courageous stand' and one mourning our 'noble defeat.' Both raised six figures.”
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Former Congressional Communications Director
Senior Staffer for Senate Committee
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes cynical political theater where legislative outcomes are predetermined fundraising opportunities
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