BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $847 million on that merger because our CEO played golf with their CEO twice. The synergy deck came after we shook hands.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Conglomerate
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Reveals the informal, relationship-driven nature of major corporate decisions that contradicts official narratives
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