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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a revolutionary charging port that's incompatible with every cable you already own. The courage it took to make that decision still gives me goosebumps during shareholder calls.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Innovation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of planned obsolescence disguised as innovation
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